We are back and Chris Jericho is telling John Laurinaitis, Eve Torres, and Teddy Long that he saw Punk drinking. Eve quotes the rule about not drinking 12 hours before a WWE event so he can fire him. John says that he wants proof. Jericho suggests that Punk take a field sobriety test and when he fails it, John can strip Punk of the title and give it to Jericho.
John agrees to Jericho’s suggestion and he compliments Eve’s suggestion. Eve tells John that Teddy would look the other way when rules were broken. Teddy says that he doesn’t think John should humiliate Punk. John tells Teddy that he will be the one to do it because Jim Ross taught him that if you have good news to give someone, have someone else deliver it.
Brock Lesnar is walking in the back and Josh asks Brock where he was at the start of the show. Brock refuses to answer Josh. He asks Brock if he will still be the face of WWE if he loses to John Cena. Brock pushes Josh against the truck and then Brock walks away. Josh says that he was just doing his job and then Brock throws Josh into the interview area.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see what Brock did to Josh Mathews.
They put Josh on a stretcher.
Match Number Four: Nikki Bella with Brie Bella versus Beth Phoenix for the WWE Divas Championship
Before the match starts, Eve Torres comes out and she announces that as the new Executive Administrator, she is going to do what is best for the show, since the Bellas cheat all the time, this is a Lumberjill Match.
They lock up and Beth sends Nikki to the mat. Nikki goes for the leg and that was a mistake. Nikki with a drop kick and a monkey flip. Beth runs Nikki into the turnbuckles and punches her. Beth runs into an elbow but she stops Nikki and presses Nikki over her head and drops her on the mat. Beth with kicks to the ribs.
Beth chokes Nikki in the ropes and then she hits a splash to the back. Beth with a reverse chin lock. Nikki with elbows but Beth with a back breaker for a near fall. Beth with a modified surfboard. Nikki with forearms but Beth tries for the Glam Slam but Nikki sends Beth into the ropes and gets a near fall after bulldog.
Nikki goes to the floor and Beth appears to have injured her leg when she went to the floor. The lumberjills stand around and do nothing, except for Brie. Beth pushes Brie and Brie with a clothesline. Nikki with a rollup for the three count.
Winner: Nikki Bella
The medical staff checks on Beth.
Teddy Long tells Punk about the field sobriety test. Punk says that he does not drink. Punk says that he is going to flip out and he attacks a table and chair. We go to commercial.
We are back and Teddy Long is in the ring with two of Detroit’s finest. He wants CM Punk to make his way to the ring, but Chris Jericho comes out and says that he is going to make sure that this is done right. He also wants to be there when Teddy has to hand Chris the title.
Punk staggers to the ring and Chris Jericho must think that Punk’s title reign is about to end.
Punk says that this is ridiculous. In fact everyone knows that this is ridiculous. The first test is to recite the alphabet backwards.
Punk starts and he is not doing a good part because he skipped ‘Y’. Punk points out that you cannot recite the alphabet backwards, drunk or sober.
Now Punk is being asked to walk the line in the middle of the ring. Punk says that he can do it because he has seen Cops before. Jericho says that Teddy doesn’t need any more proof. He demands that Teddy strip Punk of the title.
The officer tells Teddy that he thinks that Punk is intoxicated.
Teddy Long tells CM Punk to hand over the WWE title. Punk eventually gives the title belt to Teddy Long.
Jericho tells Fumble Fingers to give him the belt.
Punk tells Teddy to give him one more chance before handing Jericho the title.
Punk recites the alphabet backwards and he almost gets it right while walking the line. Punk punches Jericho and takes him to the mat. Jericho tries to escape the ring but Punk stops him. Punk Irish whips Jericho into the ringside barrier. Jericho continues to try to escape but Punk stops him and connects with crossfaces to the head and kicks.
Jericho finally gets away.
John stares at Eve like he is thinking about texting someone.
Michael Cole talks about the path of destruction of Brock Lesnar. We see footage from Brock versus Hulk Hogan on Smackdown in 2002.
Match Number Five: Sheamus versus Mark Henry with Guest Referee Daniel Bryan
They lock up and Sheamus gets out of the way. Sheamus with a side head lock but Henry with a shoulder tackle. Sheamus punches Henry but Henry sends Sheamus into the corner. Sheamus punches Henry and Henry misses a punch. Bryan pulls Sheamus out of the corner.
Bryan wants Sheamus to hit him but Sheamus wants to keep his job. Henry with a clothesline and he gets the three count.
Winner: Mark Henry
After the match, Bryan throws the shirt at Sheamus and walks up the ramp. Sheamus attacks Bryan and he sends Bryan into the barrier and then the ring. Sheamus with a Brogue Kick but Bryan attacks Sheamus and applies the LeBell Lock.
Bryan eventually leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Sheamus is walking in the back and Matt Striker wants to know his thoughts. Sheamus says that Daniel Bryan is a sniveling little coward. Sheamus tells Bryan to start praying.
Match Number Six: Epico and Primo with Rosa Mendes versus Zack Ryder and Santino Marella
Epico and Ryder start things off and Epico with a side head lock. Ryder with an arm drag but Epico with a rollup for a near fall. Ryder with another arm drag into an arm bar. Epico with an elbow but Ryder with a flapjack. Ryder with an Irish whip and running forearm into the corner. Ryder with the running boot to the head and then Rosa gets on the apron to allow Primo to pull Epico out of the ring. Epico sends Ryder into the ring post.
Epico gets a near fall. Epico kicks Ryder in the corner and tags in Primo. Primo with kicks and a snap mare followed by a kick. Primo with a rear chin lock. Ryder punches Primo and then he tries for a sunset flip and gets a near fall.
Primo with a rear chin lock and punch to the head. Primo with a slam and then he tries for a springboard senton but Ryder moves. Santino tags in and he punches Primo. Primo with a split and hip toss followed by the diving head butt. Santino goes into his gear for his sock puppet and he sets up for the cobra. Ryder takes care of Epico but Primo with a drop kick. Santino pops up and hits the Cobra for the three count.
Winners: Zack Ryder and Santino Marella
We take another look at what Brock did to Josh Mathews. Will John Laurinaitis do anything about it?
We are back and Kane is walking in the back. He sees the freezer where Paul Bearer was entombed and he opens it. He walks in and he sees his Popsicle. Paul is excited that Kane has come to save him. Kane decides to put his father back on ice.
Epico and Primo argue and Abraham Washington stops their bickering. Abe asks them why was their entrance during a commercial and why weren’t they on Wrestlemania. Abe offers his services. Rosa doesn’t realize that Abe is trying to take her job.
Match Number Seven: Hornswoggle and Brodus Clay with the Funkettes versus Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger with Vickie Guerrero in the Taco Bell Match of the Week
Brodus and Dolph start things off and then Dolph gets on his knees to face Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle tags in and Hornswoggle with a Yakuza Kick but Ziggler with a kick to Hornswoggle. Ziggler with more kicks and then he stands on Hornswoggle’s head.
Hornswoggle with a head scissors and Ziggler goes to the floor. Brodus tags in and he clotheslnes Swagger a few times. Clay with an Irish whip and splash into the corner. Brodus with a head butt to Ziggler followed by a Sheeeplex to Swagger. Vickie gets in the ring and slaps Brodus. The referee calls for the bell.
Winners: Hornswoggle and Brodus Clay
After the match, the Funkettes join Brodus and Hornswoggle in the ring and Vickie decides to make a peace offering and give Brodus his hat. Vickie wants to dance with Brodus but Hornswoggle takes a bite out of Vickie’s rear end.
Now it is time to dance.
We finish the TNA Hat Trick with footage of Brock Lesnar defeating Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania 19.
We go to commercial.
We are back and the official contract signing table and chairs are in the ring.
Michael Cole tells us that Mark Henry and Sheamus will wrestle again. Michael will interview Randy Orton on Smackdown.
We see the Brock Lesnar video package that aired last week and earlier tonight.
Since the first contract signing tonight started off so well, John Laurinaitis has decided to officiate this contract signing.
John says that this is the first pay per view where he is in charge of both brands. It is also the first pay per view of the People Power era. He says that this main event will feature two of the biggest names in WWE history.
John brings out the new face of WWE first and that is Brock Lesnar (with the Brock Bounce)
John introduces John Cena but Cena does not come to the ring. We do hear his music.
John and Brock are confused.
Brock wants little Johnny to come out. Brock tells John that he flies him to Detroit for a contract signing and John is too afraid to show up. Apparently John Cena is too scared to come out. That is fine because to give John a little explanation of why he was tardy. Brock says that he has some business to discuss. Since John doesn’t have the balls to show up, he wants Laurinaitis to sit down.
Brock says that he spent some time this afternoon going through his head for some changes to this match that he wants and needs. There is supposed to be a match on Sunday. Brock is not happy with how things are turning out. He has some business requests for John to sign off on. Brock has a copy of the changes that he wants before Sunday. He wants them changed right now before he signs this contract.
Brock says that he is not the same naïve little farm boy that was here eight years ago.
Brock says that he is an enterprise and this company. This company needs Brock Lesnar. If he is going to be the face of this company, he needs these changes. From now on, any thought that goes through John’s mind about him or anything else, they have to run by him. He wants Vince McMahon’s private jet to fly him to and from the venue.
Brock says that he got to beat someone up earlier tonight. There is one thing that he doesn’t like and that is people . . . especially stupid people. Brock says that he will show up when he wants because he is not a puppet like everyone else.
Brock mentions the $500,000 fine for Sheamus. Brock says that John won’t be fining him and John will be paying him more money. Until these demands are made, there is no match at Extreme Rules.
Brock tells John that if he is the face of Monday Night, he says that a new name has to be made. This is no longer Monday Night Raw. It is now, Monday Night Raw . . . Starring Brock Lesnar.
Brock wants John to make him happy.
Brock wants John to tell everyone that he agrees to those terms.
Brock says that since John gave him what he wanted, Brock will give John the photo op and he signs the contract.
John Cena’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring. Brock sits back and waits for Cena to sign the contract.
Brock kisses his fists while Cena wraps the chain around his fist.
John takes a pen and he thinks about signing.
Brock wants to know what is wrong. He tells John to sign . . . the . . . contract.
John looks at the contract and Brock tells John that he stands there and he feels this vibration coming from John. Brock says that he is liking what he is feeling. He says that he is sensing that this is a real feeling. John is scared. Brock says that he is the reason John lost last week and he is the reason why John is feeling this week. John signs the contract and throws it in Brock’s face.
Cena and Lesnar stand off ready to punch each other. Brock pushes the table over to gain a minor advantage. Lesnar and Cena switch positions. Lesnar leaves the ring but he continues to look at Cena. End Show.
